bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
http://www.download-friends.com/
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
cause of death: second hand embarrassment










